Rory Buck:
A snowdad is better then no dad.
Jack:
My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.
Charlie:
You the man!!!
Jack:
NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!!!!
Jack:
You the man!
Charlie:
You the man!
Jack:
No, I'm the Snowman!
Jack:
Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!
Jack:
You know, sometimes it's good having a big butt.
Jack:
Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right.
[Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right]
Jack:
Perfect.
Charlie:
Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!
Jack:
I am the wizard of blizzard!
Charlie:
But Dad....!
Jack:
But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy.
Charlie:
But....
Jack:
[climbs into a car] Bye Butt Family!
Charlie:
Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!