Teri: As you can see, I'm an ATM. Automatically Teri's Money. Mama Joe: A family has got to stay strong. Reverend Williams: Bless this bread, bless this meat, bless this belly 'cause I's gon' eat! Bird: Teri, you need to mind yo' own business and wonder why Miles is sleeping with her! Maxine: Ahmad, what are you doin' in the ladies' bathroom? Ahmad: Yo Bird! Big Mama said to bring yo' black ass out there! Maxine: Boy, Big Mama told nobody's black ass to go nowhere! Teri: Oh, fuck the family! I let the family into my house, and you know what happened? The family fucked my husband. Lem: I don't need your help. I can find my own job. Bird: Okay. [Bird stares at Lem's crotch] Lem: And stop lookin' at my dick. Bird: Who is that hoochie-koochie mama with her fat ass all over my man on the dancefloor?