:
Yeah? Well it wasn't so funny to me.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Hello, Laura.
Laura Pierson:
Hi, Kevin.
[chuckles]
Laura Pierson:
Well, it looks like you're doing well.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Been busy.
Laura Pierson:
Yeah?
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Hmm.
Laura Pierson:
Well, my sister, Katey, is really happy with her results.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Good.
Laura Pierson:
Yeah, makes me regret that I didn't take you up on your offer at Baylor, where I could've gotten 'em for free.
[chuckles]
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
How's Steve?
Laura Pierson:
We got divorced about three months ago.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Oh, I'm sorry.
Laura Pierson:
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
[both chuckle]
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Well, you look good.
Laura Pierson:
Thanks. But I wanna look better. So, um... I was thinking that maybe you could give me something like you gave Katey. I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top, and... and she's more, um... Yeah.
[chuckles]
Laura Pierson:
You're probably totally used to this, right? I should just... show ya.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Okay.
Laura Pierson:
[chuckles as she unties the strings on her suede vest] It's good to see you again.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Mm-hmm.
[Laura opens her vest and reveals her breasts. Dr. Saunders looks at them]
Laura Pierson:
So what do you think?
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
I think they're super.
Laura Pierson:
[happily] Oh, thanks!
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
I think we can go bigger.
Laura Pierson:
[nervously] How big?
Male Interviewer:
Lisanne - 32A, Magazine Editor.
[claps board]
Lisanne:
You want the bra off too?
Male Interviewer:
Yeah.
Lisanne:
Now, you're not showing my face, are you?
Female Interviewer:
No.
Lisanne:
Okay. Because I would die if anyone knew I was doing this. Hold on.
[with her face out of our view, Lisanne reaches behind her back, unhooks her bra, and takes it off revealing her fist-sized breasts]
Lisanne:
There. There you have it. What do you want me to say?
Female Interviewer:
How do you feel about your breasts?
Lisanne:
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How do I feel about my breasts? Well... how would *you* feel about them? I have gone to the Dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray, as though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can unthinkingly lay their things on and, you know, get 'em later... I know that you guys probably don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists or, you know, something. I don't know.
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Female Interviewer:
No. No, we're not trying to make any judgements here.
Lisanne:
Okay. Well, that's good. Because I don't really care if you did, 'cause I would just say, "Kiss my ass." I mean... I'm doing this for me, and I don't care what anybody says. I want to have big tits.
Dr. Christopher Saunders:
Where is my fucking father?
Male Interviewer:
Arlene - Mary Kay Rep.
[claps board]
Arlene:
Can I borrow your pencil?
[With her face out of view, Arlene receives a pencil, then opens her blouse, baring her breasts. She talks to us]
Arlene:
This is called the pencil test. It's supposed to fall to the floor.
[She puts the pencil under her left breast. The pencil doesn't fall]
Arlene:
I love my children, but I'm a little resentful for what they did to my breasts.
[She removes the pencil and returns it]
Arlene:
Thanks. It's like someone blew up a balloon and then they let all the air out.
[a board reads "Susan - 36A, Saleswoman." The board claps. With her face out of view, Susan takes her bra off as she starts talking to us]
Susan:
I come from a stoic, calvinist background. You didn't complain, unless you had something drastically wrong with you like a broken leg or lung cancer. Well, I feel crippled. I can't go to the beach, I can't get clothes that fit, I can't find a man, Hell, I LOOK like a man. Gloria Steinem doesn't think that breasts are important because she's already got 'em.
[a board reads "Valerie - 34D, Veterinarian." The board claps. With her face out of view, a topless Valerie talks to us]
Valerie:
I won't say the operation didn't hurt 'cause it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest. But the first time I saw my two new best friends, I was like, "Oh, my God! It was worth it!" My shoulders fit me now, I have a waist... I've been reborn! I rock! This is the way that I was always meant to look.
[a board reads "Darnell - 36DDD, Miss English Spice " The board claps. With her face out of view, Darnell opens her bra from the front and reveals her giant breasts as she starts talking to us]
Darnell:
Guys always want to get their hands on these.
[Darnell slips her bra off like a button-shirt]
Darnell:
You see these women with their National Geographic boobs dripping down their waists. Course their boyfriends always look at me. I needed to get my teeth fixed, too. But I only had enough money for one or the other. I think I made the right choice because now no one even notices that my teeth are crooked.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
