野鸭变凤凰3 (1996)

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  • 片       名野鸭变凤凰3
  • 上映时间1996年12月27日
  • 导       演 Robert Lie...
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    In the third episode of this series, the Ducks get scholarships to Eden Hall Academy, a high ranking prep school. But as freshmen, they will...

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  • Goldberg: It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting nailed off the ice. Why am I always getting shot at? Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal. Mrs. Madigan: Every Monday you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday you will have a real quiz. Every Friday you will have an exam. And any time I FEEL like it you will have a surprise quiz or exam. Dwayne: What'd he say? Russ: Something about a shrinking sphincter. Connie Moreau: This ninja stuff really makes you look uh, I don't know how you say um... Guy Germaine: [suavely] Ruggedly handsome? Connie Moreau: Amazingly stupid! Guy Germaine: [sarcastically] Very funny. [In the goal singing] Julie Gaffney: Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great. A year ago he couldn't even skate. Goldberg: Great, now I have to worry about being nailed off the ice as well. Why am I always getting shot at? Fulton: You're a goalie, dude, deal. Goldberg: Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive. Fulton: You're welcome. Dwayne: Waiter I have too many forks... I only need one... Ya'll... It's just... [Picks up lil' fork] Dwayne: Hey, what's this lil' bitty one for? Coach Orion: Goldberg, when's the last time you practiced? Goldberg: Well, we don't really practice per say. We either play or... play around. Rick: [to the ducks] You're nothin' but white trash! Russ: [leans forward] Uh, who are you callin' white trash? Charlie Conway: [after Cole steals Charlie's lunch] Aww. C'mon, my mommy made me brownies Fulton: Yeah, fresh warm ones. Rick: It's too bad about your bash brother, I heard he was too scared to leave home. Fulton: Portman ain't scared of nothin'. Cole: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Charlie Conway: I gotta tell her to stop using horse turds in the recipe. Gordon Bombay: [to priest] Excuse me, one second. [takes Hans' jersey and lays it on the coffin, then addresses the 'Ducks'] Gordon Bombay: Every time you touch the ice, remember that it was Hans who taught us to fly. Charlie Conway: [Gordon has set Charlie's alarm for 6AM] Go away. Gordon Bombay: Can't do that. Come on. [flips Charlie and his mattress over] Gordon Bombay: Get dressed, Charlie. Gordon Bombay: [walking down the hall with Charlie, he leads him to a trophey cabinet and motions to a picture of himself] Check this out. Look at that hair. [chuckles] Gordon Bombay: I look like Greg Brady. Gordon Bombay: I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hot shot... tried to take control of every game. I wound up quitting. So I tried the law. Same thing. I ruled the courtroom, but inside I was a mess. Started drinking. Man, I was going down. But then this great thing happened, maybe the best thing ever: I got arrested and sentenced to community service. And there you were: Charlie and the Ducks. And as hard as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life, Charlie, and I want to say thank you. I told Orien about all this when I talked to him about taking over. I told him that you were the heart of the team and that you would learn something from each other. I told him that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man. Charlie Conway: [astonished] You did? Gordon Bombay: [nods] So be that man, Charlie. Be that man. Coach Orion: [in reference to Bombay] He IS good. Charlie Conway: Just getting started. Russ: Hey, Biff. One more thing. After we beat you, the Warriors die and the Ducks fly. Coach Orion: [blows whistle] Let's go! Get over here! Take a knee. You guys are not skating like Warriors. You look like something else. You look like Ducks. Coach Orion: You're playing hard. I'm proud of you guys. Luis Mendoza: They're cheap-shotting us to death. Coach Orion: I know they are. I know they are. Lester Averman: It's going to take a miracle for us to hold on. Dean Portman: [enters the lockeroom reading his scholarship] Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to the Eden Hall Academy. I had this lying around the house in Chicago, my attorney thought I should sign, I agreed. It's official boys. I'm back! Charlie Conway: [aside to Orien] Bombay. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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