Earl Pilcher, Sr.: I've never seen a damn Yankee yet that could operate more than a wheelbarrow. Aunt T: Don't know why anybody'd eat unsalted butter. Might as well eat Vaseline. Got about as much flavor. Aunt T: Nobody ever knows what it's like for somebody else. That's always the problem. Earl Pilcher, Jr.: Being happy ain't nothin' more than havin' something to look forward to. Earl Pilcher, Jr.: I used to play a little ball. I was small, but I made up for it by being slow. Raymond "Ray" Lee Murdock: I guess everyone is entitled to make a complete and utter fool of himself every now and then.