Flip:
...And here comes my mama, marching across the field with a big leather belt in her hands. This belt was so wide couldn't nobody even wear it; this belt was made for whoopin' ass.
Flip:
Oh my God, a gay black republican. Now I've seen everything!
Xavier:
Why are you even going to the march?
Wendell:
Niggas and cars, cars and niggas. Niggas need cars like cars need niggas. I gotta make me some money. You think I'm gonna miss out on all that networking, shit nigga you must be crazy. I got a joke for ya, nigga: What do you get when you cross a million lesbians and the million man march?
Flip:
Ok, what do you get when you cross one million lesbians and the million man march?
Wendell:
Two million mother-fuckers who don't do dick.
[Laughs]
Wendell:
You niggas somethin' else.
[Pointing at everybody]
Wendell:
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, all you niggas!
Gary:
Hey Wendell, I got a joke for you: What do they call a black man with a Lexus dealership?
Wendell:
What?
Gary:
Nigga.
George:
Teenagers mess up. You know man, that's what they do best.
Flip:
I've always heard that Dallas has the finest honeys on the planet.
Flip:
You tell me what men who like women wouldn't want a little something on the side?
Jeremiah:
I think as we prepare to go on this journey; it might be appropriate to have a prayer.
[praying]
Jeremiah:
Dear Lord, we ask you to...
Flip:
[running onto the bus] Damn, I'm glad ya'll ain't left. I didn't think I was ever goin' to...
George:
[angrily] Hey; CP Time, we tryin' to have a prayer here!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
