Jack Cole: If that's the best you got, I'm just gonna have to kill you. Campbell: What would cause something like that? Coroner: What am I? The Amazing Randi? We have tests to run. It will take time. Campbell: Have you seen Casablanca? Jack Cole: You're asking me, have I seen Casablanca? Campbell: Have you? Jack Cole: A guy like me, not seen Casablanca? Campbell: Well have you? Jack Cole: No. Mr. Smith: He's supporting Russian liberation fighters. Campbell: You mean terrorists. Mr. Smith: Semantics. You say tomato... Campbell: No, motherfucker, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists. Jack Cole: I only shot you in one foot. Hobble to the hospital. Detective Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin. Detective Jim Campbell: You sell roaches? Damn, I'm in the wrong business! I could make money and never leave my apartment. Jack Cole: It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads. Detective Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for? Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts. Detective Jim Campbell: Yeah, I use Jack Daniels! Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique. Detective Jim Campbell: Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck! Jack Cole: That's because you'd lose your job if you did... Jack Cole: Do you speak Russian? Detective Jim Campbell: A little bit. [Campbell starts banging the suspect's head to the trunk of the car] Detective Jim Campbell: Answer, god damn mother fucker! Or I'll beat the shit out of your dumb ass! Jack Cole: You speak good Russian! Detective Jim Campbell: Yes, black Russian!
: Suffice to say, to the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead! Detective Jim Campbell: Look, why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop ALL the crime!