I don't get bananas. They're green for about a week, then they're ripe for about 12 minutes before going brown and mushy forever. Sometimes I can't go out because I'm waiting for my bananas to turn ripe.
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Allison:
I know what you mean.
Stephen:
Do you ever look at people and wonder about their lives?
[Wakes up in the morning.]
Mr. Dunne:
Bloody hell; still alive.
Rick Dunne:
Watching my parents renew their wedding vows is like watching ambulance drivers push the victims back into the wreck.
Melissa:
What are you doing? You can't keep up your drive-by "I Love You's."
Melissa:
My mother believed in love at first sight with Dad, with her second husband, and her third.
Alison:
Your love line is so confused.
Stephen:
It's not up-to-date.
[Rick and Melissa endeavour to have a totally honest conversation for 2 1/2 minutes]
Melissa:
Why do men lie?
Rick:
Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.
Melissa:
OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?
Rick:
Because it's there.
Stephen:
What about love at first sight?
Melissa Morrison:
I don't believe in it. Norman and I were friends first. For months we just talked. Discussed ideas, books, politics.
Stephen:
THAT is not love! THAT is a book group!
[after having sex with Melissa]
Stephen:
Now I can finally marry her.
[hearing his parents fight]
Stephen:
Or maybe not.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
