Max: Who's ever after you are real pros. Kate: I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur. Adam: [nervous] Are you looking for hardware... or is it software you're interested in? Kate: [sexy] Hardware. I was hoping to demo your unit. Adam: I'd have to... boot up first. Kate: [sexy] Well, why....don'cha? Kate: No one tried to kill me! This is Miami. I'm local. We only shoot the tourists. Lieutenant Meyerson: Max, you obviously got me confused with someone who gives a rat's ass. Kate McQuean: You know that they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit? Max Kilpatric: No. What? Kate McQuean: The defendant! Max Kilpatric: Is it a felony to shoot a computer? Louis: Only in California. [Rosa is bringing in a Caffe Romano pizza] Cop at door: Hey, babe! If you were Dominos, I'd get a discount. Rosa: If I were Dominos, you'd still be alive. [Shoots him] [Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak] Max Kirkpatrick: Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent. Ilya Kazak: [sounding American] I don't know what you mean. Max Kirkpatrick: Dosvedanya, Asshole! Convenience Store Clerk: Dosve... WHAT! Ilya Kazak: [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole? Convenience Store Clerk: Yo, fuck YOU! [hangs up] Ilya Kazak: Clever BASTARD! [hangs up] [Max has called his cousin Jodi and got the answering machine] Ilya Kazak: [on the machine] Hello. You have reached the number of Detective Kirkpatrick's meddling relative. Cousin Jodi cannot answer the phone right now, but if you wish to leave a message, please contact your nearest psychic. [scream from Jodi, gunshot] Ilya Kazak: Dosvedanya to you, *asshole*! Zhukov:
I can't believe it. They used their cellphone. It's like painting a huge bullseye on your ass!
[Rosa and Max are fighting on the beach. Rosa just kicked him in the groin] Rosa: Ahh. Did that hurt you? Poor little baby. Let Mommy kick it for you and make it *better*! [kicks him again] [after dumping a ton of mail on Max's desk] Rita: THIS is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY APARTMENT! Max Kirkpatrick: Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK. Rita: No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you! Ilya Kazak: [after Juantorena failed to kill Kate with the home explosion] I'm getting most annoyed by your petty incompetence. Emilio Juantorena: Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks! [Kazak cocks his .45] Emilio Juantorena: If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass! Emilio Juantorena: [realizes a gun is pointed at his head] Oh, what. You're going to shoot me. Ilya Kazak: Yes. [shoots him] Ilya Kazak: You! You know how to use a computer as well as him. Zhukov: DA! Hog Truck Driver: Hello pigs! [after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man] Max Kirkpatrick: So, a computer *is* good for something after all. [confronting Kazak on the Tortuga] Max Kirkpatrick: You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew... Ilya Kazak: [mockingly] Ssssssorry. Max Kirkpatrick: You really have no conscience, do you? Ilya Kazak: Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience. [to his guards] Ilya Kazak: Kill him! [Kate's credit card transaction shows up on his computer] Stefan: She's using her credit card again. Typical Americans.