Jeffrey:
But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats."
Sterling:
Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person.
Sterling:
You know, Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew.
Jeffrey:
Why did he day that?
Sterling:
Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you.
Jeffrey:
I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex!
Acolyte:
I can walk!
Jeffrey:
You could always walk.
Acolyte:
Shut up.
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey:
She looked good.
Sterling:
Please, she's had work done.
Darius:
Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey! It's still our party.
Darius:
Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling:
She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius:
And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling:
Leave this house.
Sterling:
[putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
[Father Dan has just tried to kiss Jeffrey]
Jeffrey:
Wait! You're really a priest?
Father Dan:
Of course.
Jeffrey:
But... I mean, aren't you supposed to be straight and celibate?
Father Dan:
Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm a CATHOLIC priest. Historically, that falls somewhere between chorus boy and florist.
Mom:
Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom?
Dave:
Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive.
Jeffrey:
Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom!
Sterling:
Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring - fun... last year.
Barney's Waiter:
BI-SEXUAL!
Sterling:
Oh, me too...
Skip Winkley:
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Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
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Barney's Waiter:
[wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey:
The guy at the gym.
Sterling:
Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling:
To see the apartment!
Darius:
Yes, I am in CATS. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line, and too "happy" for Les Mis. I never did get that show. It's about a guy, who steals a loaf of bread, and then suffers for the rest of his life. For toast! Get over it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
