酷伯传奇 (1994)

Louis Prima:

With all the great players playing ball right now, how well do you think you would do against today's pitchers?

Ty Cobb:

Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290

Louis Prima:

.290? Well that's amazing, because you batted over .400 a... a whole bunch of times. Now tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?

Ty Cobb:

Well, I'm 72 fucking years old you ignorant son of a bitch.

Ramona:

Greatness is overrated.

Ramona:

Who are you again?

Ty Cobb:

I am the Georgia Peach. I have 4,191 base hits in 11,429 at bats, 920 stolen bases, 2,244 runs scored, and 93 batting records; and I want you to take off every stitch of your clothes.

[Cobb narrates a lengthy lambasting of Babe Ruth into a tape recorder]

Al Stump:

Come on, Ty, aren't you going to give Ruth credit for anything?

Ty Cobb:

(pauses) He could run okay for a fat man.

[to the umpire]

Ty Cobb:

How do you do, Cyclops?

Umpire:

Shut up, Cobb.

Ty Cobb:

You're missing an excellent ballgame.

[to a teammate who just struck out]

Ty Cobb:

Who signed you?

Teammate:

Go to hell, Cobb.

Ty Cobb:

Who did that?

[to Stumpy, about Cobb, as Willie leaves for town]

Willie:

And you sir, you should leave this disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a motherfucker - immediately. Good evening.

[after Cobb stole third]

Opposing pitcher:

Shoulda stuck it in that bastard's ear when I had the chance.

Al Stump:

All right, listen, you son of a bitch. If you die before the book is finished, I'll write the story I want.

Ty Cobb:

I ain't gonna die before the story's finished.

Al Stump:

I'll write slow.

Ty Cobb:

I'll die slow.

[pause, and then]

Ty Cobb:

Now get your clothes on, we're gonna go get some pussy.