Will Randall: What do you do? Laura: Why do you care? Will Randall: I don't. I was just making polite conversation. Laura: I'd rather not discuss what I do. Will Randall: You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem. Laura: Sorry. Wrong line. I am not taken aback by your keen insight and suddenly challenged by you. Will Randall: I've never loved anybody this way. Never looked at a woman and thought, if civilization fails, if the world ends, I'll still understand what God meant. Dr. Vijay Alezias: The demon wolf is not evil, unless the man he has bitten is evil. And it feels good to be a wolf, doesn't it? Will Randall: Indeed it does. Will Randall: I've been offered a choice between no job and a job no one would want. Mary: Is the worm turning, Mr. Randall? Will Randall: The worm has turned and it is now packing an Uzi, Mary. Mary: It's about fucking time, sir. Roy: How many investors do we have? Will Randall: I don't know. Haven't called any yet. Roy: But you want me to say it anyway? Will Randall: Yes. Roy: Second thing: Is any of this true? Will Randall: Not yet. Roy: You are my God. Stewart Swinton: Good evening Miss Alden. May I call you Laura? Laura, if you scream, I'll kill you. I'll just... break your neck, okay? Stewart Swinton: If you find me so attractive, how about me fucking you to death right now darling, how would that be? Laura Alden: I don't know I'll have to try it. Stewart Swinton: I'm not a fool, Laura. Laura Alden: I know that.
: What are you crazy? Will Randall: [after pissing on his shoes] NO! I'm just marking my territory, and you got in the way. Will Randall: You are such a polished ass kisser that it takes my breath away. Stewart Swinton: I kiss 'em like I see 'em. Charlotte Randall: I never loved Stewart. It was a mistake Will. I'm going to talk to him. Stewart, never for one moment, mentioned he loved me. Will Randall: You think that makes it better? To betray me over and over again with a man that ment nothing to you? To know you betrayed me for nothing. Charlotte Randall: Don't be a smug... Will Randall: Don't touch me! And Keep Away.