advertisement Ben Stewart: Gee I'd love to, but... I don't want to. Maggie: If you're going to faint, let me know. PJ: Yeah, catch me. Maggie: I'll get out of your way. Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Don't call me pal, mate. Calvin: Don't call me mate, pal. Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: That woman is the biggest gossip this side of the Western Plains! Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Hey, you're talking about a friend of mine! Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Then I suggest in future you pick your friends more carefully. Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Who my friends are is none of your business! Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: While you're working for me, they most certainly are, and don't you forget it! Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Look, what I want to concentrate on now is finding that bloody bulldozer! Sgt. Nicholas 'Nick' Schultz: [opens drawers] Hmm, not in this one, not in that one. Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: And now you can buy me dinner for that one, boofhead. Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: My faith died the day I dragged my dead wife's body out of that creek. Greg Mason: What film did you see? Tiffany Lewis: Titanic. It was the fifth time I've seen it. Leonardo's so gorgeous. We all cry at the end. It's so sad. PJ: Yeah, poor old iceberg. Going for a float and a dirty big ship runs right into him. Susie Reynor: So it really looked like a flying saucer? Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: It was full on and I didn't even have the mushrooms. Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: This is when it pays to read your star signs. Will be abducted by aliens, so pack undies! Susie Reynor: Wonder what Rochelle's was? Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Yeah. Sag. Constable Evan 'Jonesy' Jones: Here it is. Something new will happen in your life. Maybe a new man. Expect a trip to outerspace!Expect a bumpy ride! PJ: You're all so hilarious. Susie Reynor: So what did your star sign say yesterday PJ? Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Expect a grumpy mood and closed mind. PJ: All your minds are so open I can hear the wind just whistling through! Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: PJ! PJ: I'm kidding. Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: No, Peej, come have a look at this. it's that kid. when did this happen? [refering to the newspaper] Const. Joanna 'Jo' Parrish: Monday. Big news of the week.Didn't you guys here about it in Widgeree? Sr. Sgt. Tom Croydon: Kim, I'm tired. We're all tired - all of us down at the station, we are all just so tired of scraping dead kids off the highways.