Josh and Sam are two brothers facing change, their mother is about to marry a French accountant and the kids are sent to go live with their ...更多>
: What can I do? I'm a wanted man with a screwed up brother. Pizza Man: This pizza, I make myself. My wife, she no make-a da pizza. No more! Derek Baxter: I knew it! Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter? Derek Baxter: Don't call me that, Josh, call me Dad. Derek Baxter: There's this one thing I want to ask you Josh?, What day were you born on? Josh Whitney: umm... uh... June 17th Derek Baxter: That's uh, nine months back, that's the night we beat Carling, that's perfect... woo-hoo... that's homecoming night, I knew it! Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter? Derek Baxter: Don't call me that... (blushes)... Call me Dad! Josh Whitney: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside? Sam Whitney: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do. Curtis: Did Josh really kill a guy? Sam Whitney: Dad is trying to cover for him, but I saw him. He beat him over the head with a pool stick he was so mad. Leon: What was he so mad about? Sam Whitney: The guy called him a homo. Josh Whitney: Sam you're a genius! Sam Whitney: Yeah well it's not my fault. They made me that way. Sam Whitney: You're not my brother anymore! Josh Whitney: What? Sam Whitney: I just decided it, the same way Dad isn't Mom's Husband anymore Josh Whitney: You must be dumber than Dad's stepsons, you can't divorce me Sam Whitney: uh-huh, he can take you away like he took the lawn mower and the barbeque Josh Whitney: Doesn't matter, i'd still be your brother wherever I was , evwn if I was a thousand million miles away! Sam Whitney: I wish you were! Josh Whitney: Dad can I be excused? Thom: For God's sake, Josh, clean your plate! [Josh stands up and scoops all the food off his plate] Josh Whitney: Is that clean enough? Thom: Go to your room. Josh Whitney: You're *in* my damn room! Josh Whitney: I just saw Jean Pierre on 60 Minutes confessing everything. He was in the shadows but I could tell by those big lips of his. Derek Baxter: This is that kid, isn't it? This is that damn kid, isn't it? [Sam hurls a pool ball, hitting Derek] Sam Whitney: It worked, Josh, my aim is activated!