Diana and Deric have an ideal marriage: they thrive in each other's company, they're funny, and they enjoy their two grown children and Deri...更多>
Ten minutes of this rain will do more good in half an hour than a fortnight of ordinary rain would do in a month.
Deric's mother: Hello Lawrence. Deric: It's Kenneth. Deric's mother: Oh, I knew it was something of Arabia. [Deric is smoking a very smelly pipe] Joan: What are you smoking, lad? Deric Longden: Three Nuns. Joan: Well I think one of them's just farted. Put it out, Deric. Never fools anyone, anyway. [Deric is sitting with Diana in hospital] Diana Longden: Go and have a smoke. Deric Longden: I don't want one. Diana Longden: You're not missing much. Deric Longden: [kisses Diana] Oh, I don't know. Diana Longden: Well go and have a beer then. Deric Longden: I don't want a beer either. Diana Longden: Well screw one of the nurses. Deric Longden: Oh, all right (!) Diana Longden: Only the one, mind - you've a train to catch.