Danny（John Candy饰）是城中的一个警察，虽然在外威风凛凛，但在家里，他却怕极了他的母亲（Maureen O'Hara饰），一个肥胖、凶悍的中年女人。某天，他与Theresa （Ally Sheedy饰）相遇，并双双坠入爱河，无...更多>
Rose: Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing. Danny: Isn't it? Theresa: Oh, thank you! Rose: Even though it is a little big on top. Danny: Ma! Rose: Well, it is, you said so yourself. Danny: Ma! Theresa: No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top. Danny: No, no, no, no, no. Rose: You're built like a thirteen year old boy. Rose: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid... Danny: Don't do this, Ma. Rose: ...Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... [laughs] Rose: ...black cows squirted chocolate milk! Danny: [Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees] Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl. [funeral attendees look shocked] Danny: Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go. Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers? Rose: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks. Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers. Rose: And Greek men never bathe. Nick Acropolis: I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it! Rose: I'm not feeling anything of yours. Doyle: If I'd gotten married, I wouldn't be where I am now. Spats: In a tavern? Doyle: Free! Living like a king! Spats: You live at the Y. Danny: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live? Theresa: Here. Danny: With the stiffs? Theresa: Um, my father and I have an apartment upstairs. Danny: Oh! Yeah, sure! That's uh... convenient!