Nora: Wait a minute, we get naked with each other and touch each other and you get inside of me and you can't tell me how much rent you pay. Your landlord knows, you're not even fucking him. Sherri: You know, our Max is quite a catch. How did you manage it? Nora: I give a good blowjob, I guess. Sherri: Hmm... I bet you do! Nora: And I bet you don't. Max: There's no dust in her Dust Buster! Max: What if I told you, I have no interest in getting laid right now? Neil: Interest in getting laid is the human condition! Max: All I know is that when I'm not with you I'm a total wreck. Nora: And when you are with me? Max: I'm a different kind of total wreck. Max: If I choose to be celibate, it's none of your business. Neil: This isn't celibacy we're talking about, it's fucking necrophilia! [Nora is going to meet Max's friends for Thanksgiving] Nora: Alright, I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna say 'Hello, my name is Nora and you can all go fuck yourselves, I'm not Janey.' How's that? Max: Perfect. Judy: Come on, I wanna know how you two met. Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that? Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more. Nora: Honey, I got everything you need. Max: [Drunk and desperately wanting coffee] How can you be out of coffee?