A Colonel works for a highly revered and well respected General. Among the things that he has been doing is having an affair with the invali...更多>
General Padget: Someone promises once and doesn't deliver, well, that's a busy man. Promises twice, is not very efficient. Promises three times, I know when I'm being diddled. Colonel Frank Brailie: The sexual life of a camel is much stranger than anyone thinks. General Padget: He lies on the bank of the Nile and tries to make love to the Sphinx.
Colonel Frank Brailie
: But the Sphinx is only a statue... General Padget: ...Beset by the sands of the Nile. Colonel Frank Brailie: And thus explains the camel's hump. General Padget: And the Sphinx's unscrutable smile. Lieutenant Columbo: There's just one more thing, sir.