Jamie Conway: There's a certain shabby nobility in failing all by myself. Ferret Man: Wanna buy a ferret? Jamie Conway: No, thanks. Ferret Man: His name is Fred... Jamie Conway: [voice over] You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning and, though the details are fuzzy, you cannot say that the terrain is entirely unfamiliar. Drunken Writer: [rambling on aimlessly to himself] ...Siamese fighting fish in the water cooler...the old crew in the golden days of this magazine would have thought of it.