Joe Mondragon:
You beat Luis Armigo by two votes.
Sheriff Bernabe Montoya:
That's because Domingo and Gunther were out of town.
Joe Mondragon:
So, you would have won by four.
Sheriff Bernabe Montoya:
Hell no man, those guys vote six, seven times apiece.
Kyril Montana:
This posse couldn't find itself!
Nancy Mondragon:
I'll hit you so hard they'll arrest you in El Paso for speeding.
Nick Rael:
Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
Amarante Cordova:
It's the same as money.