Oh okay, so I'm not funny, SHOOT ME!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Steven:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
What do you need it for?复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
John:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
$500! What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Lilah:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Jokes.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Steven:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
We are all Gods animated cartoons.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Steven Gold:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I've been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night. I take the money that my father sends me and I pay for a shrink, and I buy groceries. Now I owe my shrink, and I'm behind in my rent. My roommate's a bastard - he's changed the locks in in my front door - I can't get in! He won't give me a key until I pay him. You wanna play games? I can play games! I can play games. I can play ventriloquist with my underwear. I can play darts while maintaining an erection. I can gargle dishwater and fart O Canada at the same time! I can play piano without being popular. I once had this dream - I was dancing on the streetcorner with a jackhammer up my ass - now that was either a sex dream or I need more fiber in my diet. If any of this is turning you on, just let me know.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Madeline Urie:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Is - is this a joke?复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Steven Gold:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
If you're sending someone down, you better send him fast - 'cuz funny Steve's going under.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Steven:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Don't be scared, 'cuz I'm Funny Steve... with a lampshade on his head. Singing and dancing, for your entertainment, his own rendition of "Singin' in the Rain"!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Stand-Up Comic:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[doing an impression of Ghandi's mother] Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Albert Emperato:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制