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Sally Field
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饰Lilah Krytsic...
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Tom Hanks
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饰Steven Gold
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John Goodman
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饰John Krytsick
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Kim Greist
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饰Madeline Urie
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Taylor Negron
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Lilah Krytsick:
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Oh okay, so I'm not funny, SHOOT ME!
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Steven:
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What do you need it for?
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John:
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$500! What the hell did you buy for 500 dollars?
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Lilah:
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Jokes.
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Steven:
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We are all Gods animated cartoons.
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Steven Gold:
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I've been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night. I take the money that my father sends me and I pay for a shrink, and I buy groceries. Now I owe my shrink, and I'm behind in my rent. My roommate's a bastard - he's changed the locks in in my front door - I can't get in! He won't give me a key until I pay him. You wanna play games? I can play games! I can play games. I can play ventriloquist with my underwear. I can play darts while maintaining an erection. I can gargle dishwater and fart O Canada at the same time! I can play piano without being popular. I once had this dream - I was dancing on the streetcorner with a jackhammer up my ass - now that was either a sex dream or I need more fiber in my diet. If any of this is turning you on, just let me know.
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Madeline Urie:
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Is - is this a joke?
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Steven Gold:
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If you're sending someone down, you better send him fast - 'cuz funny Steve's going under.
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Steven:
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Don't be scared, 'cuz I'm Funny Steve... with a lampshade on his head. Singing and dancing, for your entertainment, his own rendition of "Singin' in the Rain"!
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Stand-Up Comic:
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[doing an impression of Ghandi's mother] Please, sweetheart... just a sandwich?
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Albert Emperato:
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You don't want carpet! You want an area rug!
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