I want you to know I think you're really different.
I can work really hard to be the same.
Billy talking to the dog on the beach:
Wanna know what it's like to be me dog? No? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Being me is like... being me is like... ah geez I forget
Look at all these FuFus man...
Well I just figured that Rome, Paris & Bulgaria sound pretty good
What Bulgaria? Bulgaria's not in Europe.
Of course it is stupid
Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe
Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway
Where's the dip?
All the dips are dancing
[walks in, drunken, to find his guard dog soothed by intruders] What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!
[Martin walks into his house, drunken, to find a group of strangers] Oh great, I'm being robbed again, aren't I? Go Hamlet, kill, kill!
[Martin realizes his guard dog is soothed by intruders] What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!
You have a lovely house sir.
Thank you. What's, what's the number to the police?
Shhh! Don't tell him!
[Martin dials] Wait! Before you do that, can you write right here, 'To Billie, I'll never forget last night... '
[Puts down the phone] Was that you?
Excuse me sir, are you Martin Falcon?
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
What do I look like? The Shell Answer Man...