Les: An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong? Les: I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice. Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper. Mr. Anderson: Les. Can you tell me what size SHARK is responsible for this. No don't say anything, save it for the judge. Dean: Charles, you spasticated idiot. Les: No thanks Dad, I already have a Mercedes. Mr. Anderson: I'm making some room for the old boat. Want to help, Dean? Dean: I'd love to, Mr. Anderson. But I just remembered. [Pretends to cough] Dean: I'm allergic to, uh... [Thinks] Dean: ...dust and cardboard boxes. Dean: Les, that license in your wallet, that's not an ordinary piece of paper, that is a driver's license, and its not only a driver's license, it's an automobile license, and it's not only an automobile license, it's a license to live, a license to be free, a license to go wherever, whenever and with whomever you choose. Dean: If you're lucky she'll bite. Miss Hellberg: Wait a minute. Stand back children, don't trout me, I'm a living time bomb! Dean: Les, to live in fear is not to live at all. Dean: Natalie! I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make ANY improvement on your face? Mr. Anderson: We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a Tv, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! you even had sunlight and a window in your room! Mr. Anderson: You are damn lucky that your mother didn't go into labor tonight! Mrs. Anderson: Robert! Mr. Anderson: DAMN LUCKY! Mrs. Anderson: ROBERT! I AM in labour! Les' DMV Examiner: Buckle up Sonny, it's the real world out here! Miss Hellberg: Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, YOU FAILED. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't fuck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell. Charles:
We're going to be locked up with men who murdered, and raped, and robbed convenience stores.
Dean: Get the juicehead to pull over. Les: Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?