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  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Beats the shit out of me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • She did a doodle; your turn to change her. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll give you a thousand dollars if you'll do it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angelyne! Whew! Boy, you look different. What happened? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Angelyne: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm dressed. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rebecca: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack has a baby? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I realize such a concept tends to negate our belief in a benevolent God, but yes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Mrs. Hathaway: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I love kids. Unfortunately Mr. Hathaway and I aren't able to have children. He has a low sperm count. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Some guys have all the luck. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • All we have to do is feed it, it'll shut up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't know what babies eat. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Soft stuff. We were babies once, for Christ's sakes, what did we eat? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I don't know, but it couldn't have been very good, I can't remember! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Feel her teeth. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The druggist said you can tell how old she is by feeling her teeth. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm not gonna feel her teeth, YOU feel her teeth! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Peter wets and cleans his finger, then sticks it in Mary's mouth] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I can't feel anything. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • What does that mean? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It means she doesn't have any damn teeth! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, neither did Gabby Hayes and he was 90, so what? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm an architect for Christ sake, I build 50 story skyscrapers, I assemble cities of the future, I can certainly put together a goddam diaper. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Whoa, these diapers are way too big! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • They're ultra absorbent! The more absorbent, the better if you ask me. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • The little insect was just... Waiting for that diaper to fall off. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where'd you put the baby powder? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Down the hall, I'll get it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • What'd you put it out there for? We're bathing her in here. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's just down the hall! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, we're not bathing her in the hall, are we? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well, maybe we should START, goddammit! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Slams baby powder container on pool table, causing powder to pour everywhere] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're going to clean that up. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, this is disgusting. It's all over and it's... It's sticky and... We're going to need some kind of cleaning fluid to get this off. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How about after shave? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [singing] Hush little baby, don't you cry. When Peter gets home, I'm gonna punch him in the eye. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Baby take very, very much work. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Thanks for telling me that, Jan, I did not know that. What is he, an idiot savant? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh no, she doodled! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jan: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • "Doodled". Ha ha. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Yes, doodled! What's the matter, don't babies doodle in Hungary? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • There's been shit all over the place! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Vince: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You mean the package burst? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Thinking they meant the baby] Well yes, I guess you could say that. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Vince: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well did you put the shit back? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • No, we had it bronzed for posterity. What do you think we did with it? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [On the phone] I'll bring you guys something back from Turkey. Maybe a drumstick. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • There's a quarter of a million dollars in heroin in the diaper pail and the new baby wipes are in the hall cabinet. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Changing Mary] How do you put on these Goddamn things? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Figure it out for yourself, dickhead. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Oh, no! Not on the silk sheets! Not on the silk sheets! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Rebecca: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where is Jack? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • He's in Turkey. Exactly where I'd be if my baby was in New York. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Grocer: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How old is your baby? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Spreads his arms apart] About this old. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • How old is the baby? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I dunno, you want me to check her driver's license? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Sgt. Malkowitz: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Feels as though she's ready for a change. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'll do it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Babies. All they do is eat, sleep and poop. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Where the hell have you been? This baby hasn't stopped crying! And she did a doodle. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • A doodle? What's that...? Oh, forget it. I don't want to know. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Well you're gonna know, Pal, 'cause she did it. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Finding a baby on their doorstep] That's a baby. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I know it's a baby. What is it doing there? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It's sleeping. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I've had enough of this doo-doo! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael, you're going to have to wash where the poop was. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • See this? This is a hairry chest. You want one of these? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Michael and Peter are changing Mary's diaper] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter, this is a girl. Should we be doing this? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • You're a good man, Peter. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I'm a goddam saint. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Jack Holden: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Saint's a little much. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kids of formula. Three different kids of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kids need. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [to the baby] Your daddy's a dead man. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Michael Kellam: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • [Peter is reading the review of a boxing match to Mary] Peter! You can't read that to her! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • Peter Mitchell: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
  • It doesn't matter what I read, it's the tone of voice I use. She doesn't understand the words anyway now where were we? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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