advertisement [repeated line] Duane: Whatever... Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude! Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that? [repeated line] Michelle: You got it, dude. Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable. Jesse: Help. My lips, help. [They kiss] Jesse: As to which I say... have mercy. [repeated line] Jesse: Have mercy! [repeated line] Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister! Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that. [Joey sniffs Jesse's hair] Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using? Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.' D.J.: Kimmy called me a geek-burger. Becky: Nicky made a new friend at the zoo today. Jesse: Really? Wow! Becky: Come on, Nicky. Tell Daddy what your new friend said. Nicky: Camels stink. Jesse: And Alex played baseball today. Tell Mommy what you hit. Alex: Daddy's head. Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap! Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves. Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy. Joey: That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off. Kimmy Gibbler: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in! Steph: [while playing cards with Grandpa Nick] I'll see your Flintstones' and raise you three Hello Kittys. Let's see what you got. Nick Katsopolis: Seven kings. Beat that. Steph: Seven aces. Michelle Tanner: [puts her cards on the table] Bingo. Danny Tanner: [puts a record on and starts dancing] This is Danny Tanner reminding *you* that disco will never die! Steph: [Danny holds up a picture of a little DJ] I was adorable! D.J.: Steph, that's me! Steph: My, how you've aged. D.J.: [D.J, Kimmy, and Steve walk in through the kitchen door] Can you guys believe this parking ticket? Kimmy Gibbler: D.J, your dad is gonna flip when he sees this. D.J.: I can't believe this. I'm gonna become a pedestrian. Kimmy Gibbler: D.J., how can you be thinking of religon? You're gonna have to walk. Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy? Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle. Danny Tanner: That's your name. Michelle: I like my name. Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog! D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby? Steph: Not if its a girl. Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles. D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail. Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years. D.J.: Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall. Jesse: [repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.