Jessie: What's wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What's wrong with wanting to be perfect? What's wrong with wanting to be loved? Kenny: She's the most used piece of equipment in the gym. Adam Lawrence: Somebody's editing with their elbows! Adam Lawrence: Always treat a famous person as if they're not. And a person who's not as if they were. Linda: It's a lot more fun looking for Mr. Goodbody than Mr. Goodbar. Linda: He knows a guy who knows a make-up artist on the Dukes of Hazzard, who's gonna redesign my face. Linda: That's what I wanna be: the most perfect "Me" possible. Linda: I guess I'll go see if I can scare up a gang-bang.