Jackie: Guitars are phallic symbols and guitarists masturbate for a living... so God only knows why you'd need me. Angus: Star quality, Aunt Pearl, that's what she's got. Star quality. Pearl: Star quality, eh? And what might that be? Angus, Jackie: It's that LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA! Pearl: Yeah? Well so is bullshit, and you're both full of it. Jackie: I want a band. I want amplifiers. I want, I want, I want. Nana: You must be good and tired. Jackie: No, just tired. Nana: Lay off him love, you know he's got a plate in his head. Angus: A plate? I think they threw in the knife and fork, too. Robbie: The next "New Faces" act is Miss Jackie Muggins. Angus: It's "Mullins", you moron! Robbie: Miss Jackie Mullins-you-Moron. Angus: Him? I'm not going *anywhere* with him. Actually, I think I'm gonna go throw meself under a bus.