Ken Harrison: Some nurses and I went out for a little midnight skateboarding last night. The only trouble was that I was the skateboard. Ken Harrison: How does a quadriplegic cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken. Ken Harrison: Hello, I was just practicing lying here. Ken Harrison: I better be nice to this woman. Otherwise, the good doctor will dissolve her in water and inject her into me. Ken Harrison: I admit that it's embarrassing for a man to compliment a woman on her breasts when only one of them is in bed. One of the people, that is. Not one of the breasts.