Jock: [referring to Geoff] He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he thinks he's killed his old man! [Geoff has arrived late at a training session] Laurie Holden: [angrily] Where have you been? Geoff Hayward: [curtly] Get stuffed.
[on first seeing Geoff]
Danny Rowe: [to another player] I hope he's insured. Jock: With the team we'll have next year Jesus Christ would be flat out making the reserves!