Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
[posing as a blind man in line to register for classes] Is this a full load?
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lass Selection Secretary:
Almost.
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
In that case, I would like to take Photography
Class Selection Secretary:
[delicately] Um, I don't think...
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
Madame, I know I am blind! But I don't see why that should hold me back from taking the classes I want. Look at Beethoven, deaf as he was... did anybody tell him not to compose music? Look at Helen Keller... blind as a bat. Did anybody tell her not to teach? Or how about Van Gogh, just because he cut off his ear. No!
[the people in line cheer]
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
[breaking into an office with a suction cup on a window] I saw it on "I Spy" or "The Untouchables". I forget which.
Alice:
[watching the draft lottery on television] Only men would come up with a draft lottery that uses balls.
Jessica Bloom:
I'll tell you exactly what I mean... and it has a great deal to do with the meaning of this bed: Go fuck yourself!
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
Where's your boyfriend from?
Jessica Bloom:
San Francisco.
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
That's not a boyfriend. That's a pen-pal!
Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
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