Maj. Asa Barker: Are you sure we're not in a looney bin? sometimes I think we're in a god damn looney bin! Cpl. Courcey: I am your friend. I have chocolate. Gen. Harnitz: Ole Barker might just come down here and shoot my balls off Maj. Asa Barker: Never in the U.S. have we asked for anything back. It would screw up the bookkeeping.