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J.R.:
Barnes just broke the cardinal rule in politics: never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man.
JR Ewing:
Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.
JR Ewing:
Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me. You can visit them in the cemetery.
JR Ewing:
The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing.
JR Ewing:
So, you just remember who you're working for, keep a civil tongue in your head, and try to answer my questions with a bit of civility.
JR Ewing:
You know, Sue Ellen, I do believe you're going ninety miles an hour toward a nervous breakdown. We're going to have to do something about your ravings.
JR Ewing:
Go to bed Sue Ellen, there's nothing uglier than a woman who can't handle her liquor!
JR Ewing:
I wouldn't give you the dust off my car.
JR Ewing:
Don't worry about her; the good Lord has ways of looking after drunks like her!
JR Ewing:
Sue Ellen, you're a drunk, a tramp, and an unfit mother.
JR Ewing:
That's O.K. honey, Bobby doesn't have a capacity to forgive and forget like I do. That's a shame, damn shame.
JR Ewing:
[to Marilee Stone] By the way honey, your a little too old to be running around without your clothes on.
JR Ewing:
Marilee, if you don't hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner.
JR Ewing:
All that matters is winning.
JR Ewing:
Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day.
JR Ewing:
[to Lucy] Say, why don't you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!
JR Ewing:
[to Ray Krebbs] Boy, you're just one dumb ole cowboy, ain't you?
JR Ewing:
Cliff, sharpen up your ice skates it's gonna be a long winter.
JR Ewing:
A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top.
JR Ewing:
Anything worth having is worth going for-all the way.
JR Ewing:
Don't forgive and never forget; Do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends, because your enemies will take care of themselves.
JR Ewing:
Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!
JR Ewing:
[to Sue Ellen] Well, I'll be damned if you can come in here any time you want and use me like some stud-service!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
If you do anything to hurt that young man, you are going to wake up one morning and find out you no longer have a wife, even in name only... and you will no longer have a son. So no threats J.R or I will end this mockery we call a marriage once and for all.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
You and I will not live as man and wife. From now on, it's seperate bedrooms and seperate lives.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
[to JR] Nothing brings out the best in you like other people's unhappiness.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
There's nothing in this world Jock wants more than a grandson; I haven't given him one because of your disinterest in me. She's pregnant. Little brother Bobby and that Barnes girl are going to have a baby named Ewing. Maybe a boy! Think about that!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
I'm really not an alchoholic.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
I am what you made me.
Pamela Ewing:
Your family's gonna throw me off the ranch.
Pamela Ewing:
Power, money, and control mean nothing to me. I want a nice, ordinary life with my husband.
JR Ewing:
Well, last night we went to the Oil Baron's and we ran into that termite brother of yours!
Pamela Ewing:
Are you talking to me?
JR Ewing:
Anyone else in here gotta termite for a brother?
Clayton Farlow:
There's gonna be hell to pay.
JR Ewing:
Well, hello Clayton. Come to take mama out?
Clayton Farlow:
Yes, we're going out to dinner.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
She'll be down in a minute. Oh, excuse me. Clayton Farlow, Roy Ralston.
Roy Ralston:
How do you do?
Clayton Farlow:
Oh yeah, you're the fellow that has the talk show J.R.'s been on.
Roy Ralston:
Yes I do. I'm sure you share my enthusiasm for J.R.'s appearances on my show.
Clayton Farlow:
Not really.
Roy Ralston:
Well, J.R.'s becoming the champion of the underdog. "I have a feeling he'll be leaving for Washington right after the next election.
Clayton Farlow:
Well, Dallas's gain'll be Washington's loss!
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1:
Clayton, I'm so sorry I kept you waiting.
JR Ewing:
No more than we are, mama.
Sly Lovegren:
...Maybe Cliff just put two and two together.
JR Ewing:
If Barnes put two and two together, he'd get three.
JR Ewing:
[to Sue Ellen] Don't flatter yourself, honey. You're just another Ewing possession. Like an oil lease, you're easily disposable.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
If you took all the people J.R. trampled on to get to where he is today and lined them up, they'd stretch from one end of Texas to the other.
[repeated line]
JR Ewing:
You wouldn't be trying to blackmail old J.R., would you?
Cliff Barnes:
[J.R. had called Ray a half-breed just before finding out James Beaumont was his son] Well, here you are talking about half-breeds and in walks one of yours.
[to Cally]
Cliff Barnes:
Oh, don't be surprised, honey. I'm sure he's knocked up at least half the women in Texas.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
[to Bobby Ewing] If I did give you power then you've got nothing. Nobody gives you power. Real power is something you take.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
[to Pamela] Young lady, you've heard his side all your life. It's about time you heard the truth. I put that claim in my name to keep him from gambling his half away.
Willard 'Digger' Barnes #1:
You didn't leave me nothing.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
I come back to the claim. He's drunk. He looks at the paper, sees my name, jumps me, tries to tear my eyes out. I was gonna give half of the money.
Pamela Ewing:
Stop it. I can't stand this.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
How can he stand himself? Been a loser every day of his life. Couldn't even kill me the time he tried.
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1:
That's enough, Jock!
Clayton Farlow:
[to J.R] Look, you refugee from from a stud farm, don't push your luck!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
Which slut are you going to stay with tonight, J.R.?
JR Ewing:
Whoever it is has got to be more interesting than the slut I'm looking at right now.
Don Lockwood:
[to JR] Sue Ellen would have had a normal life if it weren't for two big mistakes... She married you twice.
Clayton Farlow:
[to Bobby] I don't why she would have any problem with your family. Outside of JR, everyone is pretty normal.
John Ross Ewing #2:
So are you gonna marry my mom, or what?
Don Lockwood:
[clears throat] Ah... actually... no. Does that make you feel better?
John Ross Ewing #2:
Lots!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
John Ross, what is wrong with you?
John Ross Ewing #2:
It took me a long time to whip Dad's new wife into shape. Cally was hard work. I'm not in the mood for another big job.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
I want you to apologize right now!
John Ross Ewing #2:
You're the one who asked me what's wrong.
Don Lockwood:
It's OK, Sue Ellen.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
No, it's not OK. He's being incredibly rude.
John Ross Ewing #2:
What do you expect? How do you talk to a guy who's never played baseball?
Don Lockwood:
Well, I played cricket. Does that count?
John Ross Ewing #2:
Any sport named after an insect has gotta be lame.
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
That's enough!
John Ross Ewing #2:
Why can't you find someone like Uncle Cliff? At least he doesn't say "toMAHtos". I mean... can't you find a boyfriend who speaks English?
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
You go wait for me in the lounge. Come on! Up! Go on!
[John Ross leaves]
Don Lockwood:
I kind of liked his line about cricket.
Lucy Ewing Cooper:
[to Pamela] This is supposed to be my birthday party. Grandma is making out the invitation list. Sue Ellen is gonna hire some old-fogy band. And J.R.'s gonna use it for one of his big deals. And now you're gonna buy my clothes. I HATE THIS FAMILY!
Lucy Ewing Cooper:
Why won't any of you listen to me?
J.R.:
Sue Ellen, shouldn't you get some sleep? You know how haggard you look in the morning without your full eight hours.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
I *am* Takapa!
JR Ewing:
[referring to Pam] I asked her how much she'd take.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
You did what?
JR Ewing:
I tried to pay her off.
John Ross 'Jock' Ewing, Sr.:
You jackass.
JR Ewing:
You're a drunk!
Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
The Joan of Arc would be a drunk too if she was married to you.
Bobby Ewing:
Good morning.
Eleanor Southworth Ewing Farlow #1:
Junior, you were born old
JR Ewing:
[to Lucy] Lost another one, did you, sugar? Hell, I got to hand it to you, you sure can pick them. A pansy, a crook, and an up-and-coming pauper. You are a veritable magnet for losers and failures.
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