The deceptively absent-minded police lieutenant, Columbo, investigates a complex murder case, pitting his wits against a wily secret agent w...更多>
Nelson Brenner: That thing about my being a double agent was only a rumor. Geronimo/A.J. Henderson: The agency doesn't deal in facts, only in rumors. Lt. Columbo:
What do you have to do to win one of those?
Shooting gallery attendant: Hit the ducks ten in a row. Lt. Columbo: My wife would go for one of those. Shooting gallery attendant: No way, Lieutenant, you're a pro... Lt. Columbo: Aw, forget about it. If I'm standing on the dock I couldn't hit the water. Lt. Columbo: Do you like to gamble, Sir? Nelson Brenner: What else is there? Lt. Columbo: Who is that behind the fat lady? Salvatore Defonte: You worry about the chinese. I tell you don't worry about the chinese. You know why; cause they can pull out of the olympics but they can't pull out of soy beans.