Tommy:
Put in another quarter and try again...
Audrey:
Tucson's the weird capital of the world... WEIRD.
Alice:
I AM a singer.
David:
So who's stoppin' ya?... Pack yer bags; I'll take you to Monterey... I don't give a damn about that ranch.
Tommy Hyatt:
Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.
Alice:
I don't sing with my ass!
Tommy:
Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
Alice:
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Tommy:
Life is short.
Alice:
So are you.
Tommy:
Life is short.
Alice:
Yeah, well, so are you.
Flo:
She went to shit and the hogs ate her!