Mother, you have to laugh sometime, or people will think you're a lesbian.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[phone rings] I'm fine, thank you. How are you? It's warm here. How is it in Hillsborough? Well, it's warm here too. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[picks up phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello, Mother. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[on the other end] How did you know? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
When you call, the phone doesn't ring. It says 'M is for the million things she gave me. O is for... ' I forgot what O is for. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You seem to have forgotten a lot of things lately. How are you feeling? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Very well. How's the weather? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's warm here. How is it in Hillsborough? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Warm. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, it's warm here too.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm auditioning for a part in a new play with a little theatre group called The Cosmic Workshop. It's about this girl who gets all hung up when she marries a homosexual. Originally he was an alcoholic, but homosexuals are very in now in movies and books and plays, so they changed it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Are you homosexual? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, just blind.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[looking around Don's apartment] Where did this furniture come from? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Some of it came with the apartment, the rest I picked up at a junk shop. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, don't tell me which is which, let me guess.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And what is that on your head? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[wearing the hat he bought with Jill] French foreign legion cap. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, have you enlisted? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I was drafted.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[interrogating Jill about being divorced] How long were you married? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Six days. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And on the seventh day you rested? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, I split.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Jill says she has to go to an audition] Then you're an actress? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Might I have seen you in anything, besides your underwear? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Um, not unless you went to Beverly Hills High School. I was in The Mikado. I played Yum-Yum. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughing] Yes, I'm sure you did.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[trying to make Don come home] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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If you insist on staying here, I will not support you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Don goes to the phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What're you doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Calling The Chronicle. What a story! 'Florence Baker Refuses to Help the Handicapped!' 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Donnie, I'm serious. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, well, then I'll call the New York Times. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What are you going to do for money? The little you saved must be gone now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can always walk along the streets with a tin cup. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Now you're embarrassing me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, no, I'll stay away from Saks.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[talking about auditioning for the play naked] I don't think anyone could call me a prude. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[mock outrage] I'd like to see them try! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, at first I hated the idea of getting completely undressed, but there were, like, twenty or thirty actors all around me, all naked, and I was the only one with clothes on! How would you feel? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Warm, all over.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[talking about Ralph's play] I do not intend to pay money to see nudity, obscenity and degeneracy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ralph:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker, these things are all a part of life. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I know, Mr. Santori. So is diarrhea, but I wouldn't classify it as entertainment.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Don Baker:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[when Jill says she's moving in with Ralph] Tell me, Jill, with Ralph, is it like the Fourth of July and like Christmas? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Jill:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Not exactly. He has a kind of... strength. With him it's more like Labor Day.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
