Mummy: You're supposed to be at the doctor's and here you are screwing!
[On the phone with an operator]
Susan: I was just speaking to my party before you so rudely interrupted me... for God's sake! Operator: You cannot speak to me in that tone of voice. I am a high school graduate. Susan: [Slams down the phone] Oh those damn operators are so stupid. Susan: Where the fuck's my lighter? My brother Wesley gave it to me... just before he committed suicide. It's funny. He's the only one who had no sexual interest in me. All my other brothers did. The Duchess: My life has always been a double-strand of pearls around my neck. Diana: Susan? You look FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!