Oh, Big Issues. Liberty. Rights. Justice. Kings died, kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdom - what sense in borders and nations and patriotism? But I miss the kings.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I should like to change into a sunflower most of all. They're so tall and simple. What flower would you like to be? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know. One of these, maybe. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why do you say that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Because they're all alike. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oooh, but they're *not*. Look. See, some are smaller, some are fatter, some grow to the left, some to the right, some even have lost some petals. All *kinds* of observable differences. You see, Harold, I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are *this*, 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[she points to a daisy] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
yet allow themselves be treated as *that* 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[she gestures to a field of daisies] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I like you, Maude. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I like you, Harold.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. *Reach* out. Take a *chance*. Get *hurt* even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[beat] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Psychiatrist:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tell me, Harold, how many of these, eh, *suicides* have you performed? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
An accurate number would be difficult to gauge. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Psychiatrist:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, just give me a rough estimate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
A rough estimate? I'd say fifteen. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Psychiatrist:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fifteen? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
That's a rough estimate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Psychiatrist:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Were they all done for your mother's benefit? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No. No, I would not say "benefit."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[seagulls fly across the sky] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dreyfus once wrote from Devil's Island that he would see the most glorious birds. Many years later in Brittany he realized they had only been seagulls... For me they will always be - *glorious* birds.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You sure have a way with people. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, they're my species!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you... enjoy... knives?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hmm? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you pray? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pray? No. I communicate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
With God? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
With *life*.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold, *everyone* has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tell me, do you dance? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pardon me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you sing and dance? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh, no. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Uh, no. I thought not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You hop in any car you want and just drive off? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, not any car - I like to keep a variety. I'm always looking for the new experience. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[smiling] Maybe. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[sobering] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nevertheless, I think you're upsetting people. I don't know if that's right. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a hold on some things, I'm merely acting as a gentle reminder: here today, gone tomorrow, so don't get attached to things.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[gesturing to a sick tree growing through a sidewalk] Harold, we have *got* to do something about this life. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We'll transplant it. To the forest. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can't do that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why not? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is public property. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, *exactly*.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
*Don't* get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious - That is the curse of a government job.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Grab the shovel, Harold.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[last lines] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, Harold... That's *wonderful*. Go and love some more.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Psychiatrist:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That's very interesting, Harold, and I think, very illuminating. There seems to be a definite pattern emerging. And, of course, this pattern, once isolated, can be coped with. Recognize the problem, and you are halfway on the road to its, uh, its solution. Uh, tell me, Harold, what do you do for fun? What activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment from the others? Uh, what do you find fulfilling? What gives you that... special satisfaction? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I go to funerals.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
"My body is the earth, but my head is in the stars." Who said that, Harold? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I don't know. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, I suppose I did, then.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Chasen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems to me that as you do not get along with the daughters of my friends this is the best way for you to find a prospective wife. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Harold starts to interrupt] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Chasen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Please, Harold, we have a lot to do and I have to be at the hairdresser's at three. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[she looks over the papers] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Mrs. Chasen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly so it is obviously a firm of high standards.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Priest:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby buttocks... makes me want to vomit.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Harold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Pulls a ring from his pocket] Here. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Gasping] A gift! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Reading the engraving] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
"Harold loves Maude" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Looking up at him] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Maude:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And Maude loves Harold. This is the nicest gift I've received in years. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[She throws the ring into the lake, to Harold's surprise] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
