[about her probation cases]
Julie:
I only handle young, single women.
Coogan:
[moving closer] Yeah. Me too.
Julie:
Let me consult my files. I only handle young single girls.
Coogan:
Yeah... me too!
Mrs. Ellen Ringerman:
[angry] Who do you think you are? Stupid-looking Texan coming in here with your fancy cowboy get-up, fancy boots, fancy hat... do you know what you are?
Coogan:
Fancy!
Det. Lt. McElroy, NYPD:
My regards to Texa... um... Arizona.
[Coogan is taking a bath, a busty woman is washing him, Coogan throws the soap, aiming for her cleavage, and misses]
Woman:
Need a bigger target?
Coogan:
There ain't any in this county.
Taxi driver:
That's $95, including the luggage.
Coogan:
Tell me, how may stores are there named Bloomingdales in this town?
Taxi driver:
One, why?
Coogan:
We passed it twice.
Taxi driver:
It's still $95, including the luggage.
Coogan:
Yeah, well there's $00, including the tip.
Coogan:
You learn about a person when you hunt 'em.
Det. Lt. McElroy, NYPD:
Like what?
Coogan:
Like that he's not a fool, that's what.
Sgt. Wallace:
Then how in the hell did you collar him?
Coogan:
[panting] I'm making a citizen's arrest.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
