: It's almost 5 o'clock! Petulia: I'm sorry. Cashier: I want to go to bed. Petulia: So do we! Petulia: I turned those gentle hands into fists. You were the gentlest man I ever knew. Petulia: My name's Petulia Danner. I've been married for six months and I haven't had an affair yet. Petulia: Get stuffed, Wilma. Wilma: [to Archie, regarding his divorce] I'll let you in on a little secret; I wish I had your courage.