With Six You Get Eggroll (1968) 6.0

Abby McClure: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly? Jason McClure: Can I sleep with you, Mommy? Abby McClure: Go! Get moving! Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing. Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first? Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly. Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber. Maxine Scott: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven." Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!