Miles Brand:
It was said of her great-grandmother that the only members of the cabinet who weren't her lovers were the ones who had reason to believe they might be her father.
Miles Brand:
...a man of few words, all of them long.
Robert Gold:
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
Miles Brand:
Why, Carlotta. How savage we are tonight. Did someone go back to their wife?
Carlotta:
If he had, you'd have been there to greet him.
Diana Scott:
Taxi!
Robert Gold:
We're not taking a taxi.
Diana Scott:
Why not?
Robert Gold:
I don't take whores in taxis.
Diana Scott:
Imagine if...
Miles Brand:
What?
Diana Scott:
It took three.
Miles Brand:
Took three?
Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.
Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.
Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.
Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?
Diana Scott:
I asked you to go. Why haven't you?
Miles Brand:
Because I've stayed.
Miles Brand:
My impotence, my darling, makes a pair with your virginity.
Diana Scott:
[during a fight with Robert] We're NOT married. At least, not to each other.