We can't start escaping at a time like this. What would future generations think of us?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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He won't get far on hot air and fantasy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm back! I got lips again and I'm gonna use 'em, baby!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Are you all right? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Am I dead? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Blast! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Who are you really? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[groans] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Baron Munchausen isn't real, he's only in stories. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Go away! I'm trying to die! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Because I'm tired of the world and the world is evidently tired of me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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But why? Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[upon noticing his wife's head is absent] You're not here. Where're you? Where- You're with the baron! You are with that *little* man! You told me size don't make a difference!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You do believe me, don't you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm doing my best.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You look different, younger. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure. For heaven's sake, don't you get any younger or I'll have to find a wet nurse.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ah, the officer who risked his life by singlehandedly destroying... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[whispering in his ear] Six. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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*Six* enemy cannon and rescuing... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ten. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ten of our men held captive by The Turk. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes, sir. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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The officer about whom we've heard so much. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I suppose so, sir. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I only did my best, sir. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Have him executed at once. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes, sir. Come along. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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This sort of behavior is demoralizing for the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives. I think things are difficult enough as it is without these emotional people rocking the boat.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[after being saved by Sally] You horrible little brat! Can't you let me die in peace once in a while?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Open the gates!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I think, therefore you is.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Is there a doctor in the fish?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What about the virgins? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Berthold! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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The name's Desmond, mate! We're actors, not figments of your imagination! Now get a grip!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[the sound of the Turks' cannons being fired] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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They're inviting us to defeat them! We must oblige them!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm Baron Munchausen! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Berthold, come on. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Let go of me! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're coming with us. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No chance! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why not? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I can't remember. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're not frightened, are you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That's it!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Abandon ship! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I think the ship's abandoning us.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[after the King of the Moon's body crashes, his head flies free] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm free! I'm free at last! The body is dead! The body is dead, long live the head, it's finished, finito, heh-heh! Bye, body! Ha-ha! I shall prove a head does not need a body to survive! I am omnipotent, ha-ha! Yes... OH! Oh no, I got an itch! Oh, no! Oh no, oh no... AH-CHOOOOO! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the force of the sneeze rockets him backwards and out of sight] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[the Queen's head comes to rescue the Baron] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Where exactly is Roger? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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In bed, with my body, of course. OH! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[makes a series of high-pitched moans and squeals] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Queen Ariadne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stop it. Stop it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to the Baron] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Queen Ariadne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
If he discovers my head's with you - ooh! Quickly, quickly. Quickly! Climb into my hair. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[continuing to whimper] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why is she making those funny noises? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Um, her body is with the King, and he is, uh... tickling her feet.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto. But you may call me Ray.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[still fuming as they enter] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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NICE, ISN'T IT?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What's this? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ah! What does it do? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Do? Kills the enemy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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All the enemy? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That's horrible. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, where's the fun in that?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Gentlemen! Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, sir. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Baron Munchausen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's Wednesday.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Look at all that underwear. Isn't it beautiful? It's like a dream come true. It's the dawning of the age of lovely, intimate things.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Hang on. Hang on! It's all coming back. I've-I've been stuck here for over twenty years, ever since you were last here on the moon. You abandoned me here! You swine! You toddled off with that old queen of tarts and left me to rot in that parrot cage, didn't you? And now you come back here, just because it suits you, after wasting half my life and expect me to follow you to the ends of the earth! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Baron Munchausen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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All right.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Queen Ariadne:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Here, take a lock of my hair. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Baron hacks a lock of the Queen's hair with his sword] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Just a lock, cocky, not the whole carpet.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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My kingdom for a handkerchief!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It wasn't just a story, was it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the Baron tosses her a flower] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[to Vulcan] The Baron's kissing your wife.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[the group sees a large sea monster ahead] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I spy with my little eye something beginning with "M". 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's a demon of the deep! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That begins with "D" you klutz!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be *big*, and *strong* and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Berthold:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
He's gone funny.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Venus:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I am a goddess! I can do what I like! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Vulcan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And I am The God, so shut up!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Baron Munchausen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Sultan is going to cut off my head. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Adolphus:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[puzzled] And? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Baron Munchausen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
"And?"! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Adolphus:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is that all? Well, I'm sorry. I don't find that funny. DO you find that funny?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
