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[Overheard talking to another salon patron while walking through the salon]
Older Patron of Madame Sonia's Salon:
You can't tell me she has to sit on my husband's lap to take dictation!
[Regarding Burt, who has run out on his pregnant lover, but is the apple of his mother's eye]
Carol Merrick:
Oh, well - maternal pride. I bet even a baby skunk smells like a rosebud to its mother.
[Overheard talking to one another while walking through the salon]
Client of Madame Sonia's Salon:
She said it was appendicitis...
Second Client of Madame Sonia's Salon:
[Incredulous] Appendicitis? Ha! I'd like to see the scar!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制