洋葱电影 (2008)

Norm Archer: For The Onion News... this is Norm Archer. Fuck you, and goodnight.

诺姆·阿彻：现在是“洋葱新闻”时间……我是诺姆·阿彻，大家晚安，去你妈的。

Cock Puncher: I don't think you have the balls.

“鸡鸡终结者”：我不认为你有睾丸。

Norm Archer: The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity. The outage, which caused major work startages from New York to California, prevented an estimated 120 million American employees from messing around on the web at work.

诺姆·阿彻：今天早上，互联网上已经风平浪静长达三个小时的时间了，这推动了整个国家的生产效率。断线率提升了从纽约到加州的工作人员的有效时间，同时还防止了至少1亿2千万名美国雇员在工作期间借着上网去浪费时间。