Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Derek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, what do we do now? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We could hug? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Derek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I have a belly full of white dog crap, and now you lay this shit on me?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This house is a fucking prison! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
On Planet Bullshit! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[to Dale] You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eat shit Derek!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[in his therapist's fantasy] I've traveled five hundred miles to deliver my seed.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[both waking up from dreams on top of each other] Oh no, I'm late for school. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll kiss you on the lips, Kenny Rodgers.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I tea-bagged your drum set!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This wedding is horse shit!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Rock the fuck out of those drums, Dale.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Your adults, you can do what you want. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
This is the funnest night ever!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alice, Derek, Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fucking Catalina Wine-Mixer!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Alice:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stay gold, Ponyboy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Derek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan has a man-gina.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!"复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I manage a baseball team. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nancy Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, little league? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Fantasy league.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sporting Goods Manager:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yea... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Sporting Goods Manager:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I can taste that one...is that...onions and ketchup? Now I'm starting to realize the tuxedos are kinda fucked up.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Randy:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Pow!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Shut the fuck up!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[while Brennan is singing] Boats and hos.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Holy Fucking Santa Claus Shit!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[mowing lawn, dressed as Nazi] Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nancy Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What the fucking fuck?!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
We're putting the house on the market. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Where are we moving? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is the house haunted?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hold on. We're not going on the boat, Derek's selling the house, and we have to go to therapy? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeah. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What the fuck happened?!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Who's the retard? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dr. Robert Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[about his dream to be a dinosaur] So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
How is that even a skill?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Derek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You can have some dope parties on this lawn. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Second Homebuyer Husband:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You don't have to talk like that. You can just say it's nice. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Derek:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nah, that's how I talk. Look at this door, it's fresh.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dale Doback:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why are you so sweaty? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I was watching Cops.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Brennan Huff:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hey Derek? You know what I hear is good for shoulder pain?... You lick my butt hole.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
