[from trailer] Barry: Unless you have a half-dozen very hard rectangular breasts, we need to talk. [from trailer] Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money? Jackie Truman: Advertising! Nina Brewster: I'm a single mother, if anything happens, I lose my kids. Nina Brewster: You spent the money! Bridget Cardigan: What're you talking about? Nina Brewster: [pulls off Bridget's glove revealing a $62,000 ring] This. Bridget Cardigan: It's nothing, it's costume jewelry, it's not even real. Nina Brewster: Really? Bridget Cardigan: Yes. Nina Brewster: Good! [flushes it down the toilet] Bridget Cardigan: We can't turn ourselves in, if we do, Nina loses her kids. Nina Brewster: She was out shopping. That's when the idea came to her, when she was out shopping, being a good American. Jackie Truman: Since I was 9, I knew for every day of the rest of my life I'd have to stick a needle in my arm. Early onset diabetes. But I didn't tell them. [repeated line] Glover: Everyone, everywhere, every minute. Bridget Cardigan: [trying to assure Nina who are nervous about her sex abilities] It's like riding a bicycle... upside down. Bridget Cardigan: You want to talk about this sweetie? Don Cardigan: Why on earth would I want to talk about it? Its over! Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box! Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box. Counselor: People your age in the work force are usually considered real pains in the ass. Bridget Cardigan: Are you aware that statement is discriminatory and illegal? Counselor: See! And you don't even work for me. Molly: That could be your savings account! Bridget Cardigan: I don't think so, it has money in it. Bridget Cardigan: You remember that frontline we saw on third world slave labor? Bob Truman: Something about stuff on display...it抯 even if you got the same stuff. The way they lay it out...makes you want. Wanting is the root of all uh, needing. Bob Truman: They say money can't buy happiness but it sure as hell buys everything else. Nina Brewster: I don't want things I can't have. Bridget Cardigan: Do you live in America? Bridget Cardigan: The yen is just going to have to take care of itself. Bridget Cardigan: Are you watching when everybody goes everywhere? I really hope so because maybe you can tell me why they can't use the facility in such a way as to keep everything in the facility. Bridget Cardigan: Hey, seriously guys, grow up, ok? I'm not your personal maid. Bridget Cardigan: Oh, who'd you pick for the playoffs? Barry: What playoffs? Don Cardigan: Of course we had problems. Like where to put it all [laughs] Don Cardigan: . Bob Truman: The thing about a perfect machine though, you drop in one loose screw, and *bammm!* Detective: Ah, Jesus! Bob Truman: Yea, well I wana see a lawyer. Donde my abogado. Don Cardigan: I am so far past statistical comfort. Bob Truman: You think I like thinking of my wife on her feet from 9 to 5 ripping off the government? Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes. Nina Brewster: On stolen money? Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.