[from trailer] Edgar Frog: I'm Edgar Frog, surfboard shaper and vampire hunter. [from trailer] Edgar Frog: [brandishing two cross-shaped stakes] Who ordered the stake? Edgar Frog: Cut the theatrics. I know you're out there. Show yourself. [Sam appears out of the shadows] Edgar Frog: That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam. Sam Emerson: Easy there, compadre. After all the shit that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that. Edgar Frog: You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened? Sam Emerson: No, I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge. Edgar Frog: Stay there. You don't want it to go down like this. Sam Emerson: Oh, it's going down like this. Edgar Frog: I'm warning you. Sam Emerson: Hey, I'm trembling. Edgar Frog: Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO. Edgar Frog: Your sister's a suck monkey. Sam Emerson: Oh, It's going down like this! Edgar Frog: Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!