生活大爆炸 第一季 (2007)

Sheldon:

You have about as much chance of going out with Penny as the Hubble Telescope has of finding that at the center of each black hole there's a little man with a flashlight trying to find the circuit breaker.

Sheldon:

Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

Leonard:

I just know that moving all day can be stressful and I just thought that good neighbors and some Indian food might be just what you need... plus, curry is a natural laxative and I don't need to tell you that a clean colon is one less thing to worry about.

Sheldon:

Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.

Leonard:

[discussing Sheldon's work] At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions to get the math to work.

Sheldon:

I didn't invent them. They're there.

Leonard:

Yeah? In what universe?

Sheldon:

In all of them, that's the point!

Leonard:

Why did you just flash freeze a banana?

Leslie:

I'm having it with my cereal and I couldn't find a knife.