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Billy West
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饰 Turanga Lee...
Katey Sagal
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饰 Amy Wong / ...
John Di Maggio
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饰 LaBarbara C...
Maurice LaMarche
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饰 Kwanzabot (...
Phil LaMarr
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饰 Himself (vo...
David Herman
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饰 YancyJr. (v...
Al Gore:
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Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!
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Leela:
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What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?
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Fry:
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It was bound to be somewhere!
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Nibbler:
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Everyone, out of the universe!
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Amy Wong:
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Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now.
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Zoidberg:
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Yes... Now...
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Hermes Conrad:
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And that's why they call me 11-inch Conrad.
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Bender:
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I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.
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Lars:
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Hello, everyone who isn't Leela. And a special hello to everyone else.
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[last lines]
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Bender:
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Well, we're boned.
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[Nibbler finishes removing the timecode from Fry's butt with a laser]
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Nibbler:
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Finished. I've managed to save the universe and forty percent of your rectum.
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[everyone cheers]
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Bubblegum Tate:
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That's all you need.
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Al Gore:
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Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... one gallon of gas!
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[dramatic chord]
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Bender:
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You know its funny...
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Fry:
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What?
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Bender:
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Your wiener! haha
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[Leela and Lars share an intimate kiss in the Hall of Screaming Skulls]
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Leela:
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Let's go to my place.
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[cut to an outside shot of Leela's apartment building. A wrecking ball razes the building]
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Lars:
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I... like what you've done with it.
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[everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth]
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Bender:
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Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!
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Leela:
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What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.
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Zoidberg:
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Jedis?
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[a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance]
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Zoidberg:
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Oh... YETIS!
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?
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Amy Wong:
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I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!
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[a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them]
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Leela:
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Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!
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[the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear]
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Hermes Conrad:
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Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!
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Bender:
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I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do.
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[Hermes realizes that Zoidberg attached his head to his body backwards]
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Hermes Conrad:
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You incompetent crab!
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Zoidberg:
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I thought you were happy. Your tail is wagging.
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Hermes Conrad:
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Kiss my front-butt!
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Professor Farnsworth:
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I can wire anything directly into anything! I am the Professor!
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Nudar:
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You've got no code, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!
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Lars:
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Sir, you're just a little enraged 'cause you're dying.
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Nudar, Shlump, Fleb:
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[singing] Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey, hey, hey! We took your stuff!
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Barbados Slim:
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Cruel runnings, man. Hahahaha!
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Bubblegum Tate:
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Man, that cube-root was a real buzzlebeater Clyde!
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Professor Farnsworth:
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If Hermes were here, he'd fire you all!
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Hermes Conrad:
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I am here.
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Quiet, you!
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Bender:
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Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?
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Nudar:
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Nice attack, doodoo heads!
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Barbados Slim:
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You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye forever!
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Yes? I see.
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[hangs up phone]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.
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[the crew cheers]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.
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[the crew cheers doubtfully]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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In fact, most of them died from their injuries.
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[the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.
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Fry:
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Why?
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Oh, it's got a million and one uses.
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[Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Aw, that soothes the fire.
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Leela:
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[referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama] So what does this mean for us and our many fans?
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Professor Farnsworth:
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It means we're back on the air!
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[the crew is still silent]
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!
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[the crew cheers wildly]
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Bender:
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We're back, baby!
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Professor Farnsworth:
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I'm sciencing as fast as I can!
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[Bender's time paradox duplicate prepares to terminate Fry]
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Bender:
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Hasta la vista, meatbag!
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Nudar:
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You, Booger-Bot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy!
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Bender:
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Who the hell is he?
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Scruffy:
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I'm Scruffy... the janitor.
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Bender:
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Hang on, Scruffy!
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Hermes Conrad:
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Without my body, I'm a nobody!
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Leela:
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[Bender returns from time travel and steals... ] The Mona Lisa!
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Bender:
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Sorry, it's not quite finished.
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Shlump:
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Da Vinci give you any trouble?
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Bender:
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Let's just say he might not make it to "The Last Supper".
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Professor Farnsworth:
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Time travel is impossible!
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Fry:
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But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
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Professor Farnsworth:
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That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?
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Amy Wong:
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Ahh, don't blame yourself, Bender.
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Bender:
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I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!
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Amy Wong:
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Us? How could you possibly blame us?
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Bender:
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It ain't easy. It just proves how great I am.
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Zapp Brannigan:
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We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.
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Lars:
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[to Zapp Brannigan] Admiral, will we stop attacking at any point? Or is this one of those phony bologna feel-good wars like the War on Drugs?
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Bender:
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Here's your Guttenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's secret recipe: "Chicken, grease, salt".
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Nibbler:
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Alas our kitten-class attack ships were no use for their mighty chairs. The universe is doomed! Doomed!
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Fry:
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Can I pull up my pants now?
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Nibbler:
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Dooooooooooooooooooooomed!
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Fry:
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So my copy lived 12 years longer before Bender killed him? I wonder what his life was like.
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Scruffy:
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Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
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Zoidberg:
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Or *will* we?
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[pause]
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Scruffy:
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Nope.
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Narrator:
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[to audience] *They* won't know! But you *will*! Lucky you!
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Bender:
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[Bender falls out of sky, get's up, looks around] Awww, I lost him, people will call me a failure.
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Bender:
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[notices Fry in the upstairs window of Panucci's Pizza] Others however will call me the World's Sexiest Killing Machine, that's fun at parties.
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Turanga Munda:
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Our little girl is finally getting married, and to a normal two-eyed human.
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Turanga Morris:
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Eh, he's not good enough for her. Leela deserves a guy with a dozen eyes.
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Turanga Munda:
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Quit trying to fix her up with Fly Mutant!
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